Today's Stranger Danger is, of course based on the age old tale of boy meets dog – dog kills him by leaking an uncontrollable stink from its butt. This week I have had to get up and leave the room no less than a dozen times to escape the pungent nerotoxin emanating from Rigby's back end. It's bad folks. While I'm sure I could accurately describe the odor, I will refrain. Just know that, if he ever got out into the world at large, the ice caps would melt a lot quicker. I am concerned for us all.
We used to describe one of our dog's farts as "singeing our nose hairs" it was so bad. I feel your pain.
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